"Old" Jokes

Three old guys are out walking.
The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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An elderly man tells his neighbor: "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost $400, but it's state-of-the-art."
"Really," says the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve-thirty."

~via Ginny Reece